so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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