and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
