what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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