i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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