Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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