If i come over, it means nothing
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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