i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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