IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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