Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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