I want to stick my p in your. b.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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