what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Drake has all the answers
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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