I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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