Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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