idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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