They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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