D3 body, D1 cock
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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