im having a threesome with these popsicles
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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