Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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