she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize
