Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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