We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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