The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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