Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
