He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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