3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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