God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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