That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
