if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
