You're so nebulous sometimes
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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