Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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