doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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