I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
