Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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