I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
