Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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