The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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