why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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