I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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