i just made my gag reflex go away.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
