I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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