i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
