I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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