is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
A bitchslap is in order.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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