You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize