nut hugger
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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