Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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