i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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