I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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