Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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