Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize