you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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