roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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