we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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