Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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