Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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