Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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