I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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