All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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